SPAM: Tak Nak!

MY INBOX-->

1. "teman tapi mesra": brapa ribu kali dah aku dapat.

2. "chocolate swiss roll erra haram": pedulik ah. bukan aku makan pun.

3. "i just cant lose my love": so, if i don't forward this, then im not your friend? tell you what, "pal"..SCREW YOU

4. "ayat qursi": so, if i ignore this message, i am going to suffer a horrible fate, like zia-ul-haq (who got killed in a plane crash because he allegedly threw this msg in the dustbin), or zulfikar bhutto (who was executed by hanging after he ALLEGEDLY laughed off this msg)?

and there are so many more USELESS mails i can give here. recently spreading on FS and MS.

5. "love calculator": to accurately tell you what? your one true love? maybe you should go out more often, bucko.

6. "what your name means": for God's sakes, i know what my name means. you don't have to tell me that it means im a good kisser or im sexy or whatever nonsense.

7. "please forward": to help donate 1 cent to the poor girl in Belambio who has a potato growing out of her head and needs surgery but doesn't have any money and will receive 1 cent per email forwarded. pegi mampos la Belambio. and these emails dont have "tracking devices".

8. "account suspension": no, yahoo and hotmail DO NOT send out emails that you have to forward to confirm that you are active so they won't delete your bloody account. that goes for FS and MS too. heck, even if they do, get Gmail, aku ade blambak invites.

and the list just goes on.

do you guys actually read these messages, or do you just find some childish fun in forwarding them to other people without giving any further thought to it?

if i forwarded them to others, the cycle will never end. didnt you take that into consideration? dont you ever pause to think how some of these messages are actually blasphemous in nature? insulting God and your own religion? playing games with destiny by forwarding messages?

are you that gullible?

are you that stupid?

THINK OF IT.

please stop this mindless game.

i already gave up on chain letters when i was in standard four. (the "ayat qursi" legend has been going on since the 1970s.)

please, stop. i BEG of you.

please.

i don't want to report your emails as spam, since that will mean you will never be able contact me anymore, and i really dont want that to happen.

but at the same time, you are TRYING MY PATIENCE. i am not Job (i.e Prophet Ayub AS), and my patience is wearing thin.

ive literally reached the end of my wits here.

if you send me yet another forwarded chain email, you leave me no choice but to spam-tag your letter and the guys on top will block your address.

please. stop with the spam. enough is enough.