Have you ever been caught with your foot in the sink of a public toilet?
According to Salam Cafe which is a weekly Muslim panel show in Australia, this might help if you're caught in an awkward position while taking ablution (wudhu):
The top six excuses when you're caught with your foot in the handbasin of a public toilet:
6. My shower doesn't work.
5. I'm just working out for athletics.
4. (The distraction ploy) "Your fly's undone".
3. (Play dumb) "Oh, this is a sink? Thanks".
2. (The language lie) "I no spikka da Engleesh today".
And the #1 smart alec line:
"I wash my feet five times a day, so they are cleaner than your face".
Wassalam.
